Dare's fic is amazing, well-written, and bust a gut funny. And I'm not just saying that because she's my best friend. Seriously. Read for yourself if you don't believe me.
The first half of the page is the weird, wacked out fic. The second half is the slightly less wacked out serious fic. Mostly S/B.
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JUST ANOTHER NIGHT IN SUNNYDALE
RATED: PG-13 (suggestion of sexual situations)
A parody of the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Some of the jokes are obscure...you need to have seen all of the first season. It's sort of a test of your Buffy knowledge..if you get all the jokes you are as obsessive as Dare and I are...good luck
LIFE IN SUNNYDALE: IT'S A DRAG
RATING :PG/PG-13 (There's nothing really bad besides the drag queens)
This is a parody. Pure silliness. In no way should this be taken seriously.
It's girls' night out. Only this time the girls are Giles, Xander, and Angel...in drag.
PART ONE:THE WAY WE WERE
PART TWO: GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
YOU'RE BLOODY WANKERS, THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU!
An archive fic regarding The Dark Shades. Spike and Snotboy mix it up with Dare.
THE BUFFY BADFIC SERIES
BADFIC...it's fic that's bad ON PURPOSE. What a concept. It's ridiculous plot lines, bad characterizations, bad grammer, general silliness. It's so bad, it's Funny.
SHE'S MY SLAYER AND I'M GONNA LAY HER
RATING: PG-13 (Some sexual content)
The title pretty much tells you what to expect.
INTERVIEW WITH SPIKE
(Nothing really bad here...a character gets killed but it's all in fun.)
Spike has a secret passion. Will he be able to keep it a secret? And who the hell is Snot Boy?
No you aren't crazy...the pic is Billy Idol not Spike. But check out the resemblance!! It's uncanny.
THE BUFFY BAD POETRY SERIES...
Same idea as Bad Fic...poetry meant to be bad..so it's good, cause it's funny.
THE WILLOW TREE
Rated: Pg-13 (for those with dirty minds)
RATED:G (for those who won't see the double meaning)
RATED: PG (there's only one risque line)
THE PRIEST IN CONFESSION
RATED: G Willow/Xander
This poem actually doesn't strike me as bad. :)
NON-BUFFY FUNNY FIC
STAR ME KITTEN
RATING:PG-13...for the f-word a few times.
This is an X-FILES fic. Mulder, Scully, a few drinks, a karaoke machine, and an R.E.M. song that was butchered in a wonderful way by William S. Burroughs..
This is PURE SILLINESS. It's all meant in FUN.
THE NEW BILL COSBY COMMERCIAL
RATING: PG (The F-word once)
You'll get the jokes if you've seen Jerry Maguire and those Jell-O commercials that Bill Cosby does
THE INFAMOUS MEN IN BLACK/HIGHLANDER:THE SERIES CROSSOVER
RATING: PG (a little bit of sexual innuendo.)
This is a collaboration between Dare and I. It was written in AOL's Instant Messenger when we were both online. Pure insanity, or stupidity, you decide.
It will help if you've seen MIB and have at least basic knowledge of the characters in Highlander.
THE INCREDIBLY TRUE IN A FALSIFIED WAY ADVENTURES OF BONO AND DARE
Dare's obsessive love of U2 led her to do this.
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COME SEE THE SERIOUS SIDE OF DARE
BUT A WHIMPER
RATED:PG/PG-13 (a couple curse words and thinking about sex)
This isn't a comedy story, although there are some funny lines.
It's an angsty X-files vignette.
Mulder thinks about his relationship with Scully after the episode Never Again.
THE DARK SHADES WAS VOTED THE FAVORITE OF VISITORS TO THIS PAGE.
THE DARK SHADES
RATED:PG (a little cursing...some slightly sexual thoughts)
This one takes place after the episode Becoming. Spike realizes Buffy was right about Dru...she is a ho. But what is he going to do about it?
Part 2:Cruel as the Night
Part 3: It's Hard Sometimes
Part 4: Nowhere
Part 5: Loss
The Alternate Ending: A Different Shade
NEW - IGNORING YODA
Rated: PG-14 - for language and a kiss
Buffy's back from the dead, and ready to trade snippy remarks with Spike. (This is just a short, not-so-fluffy fluff piece).
Rated: NC-17 - for sexual content
A beautiful experience turns horrible for Spike and Buffy
SOMETHING TO DIE FOR
Rated: NC-17 - for sexual content
A missing scene from "The Gift." Spike's willing to die for Buffy, but can he give her a reason to live?
THE SWEETEST THING
An interlude between Spike and Dru.
News travels fast in the vampire community: the Slayer is dead.
An old foe returns to Sunnydale, because some mortal enemies are more cherished than others.
Rated: PG-13 - for gore, language
Sequel to Unbidden. Spike seeks revenge for Buffy and closure for himself.
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